Using harmonica, write a jingle about stuffing a turkey.
Extra points for harmonies.
Peel, cut and boil potatoes.
Drain potatoes and mash them.
Beat in cream cheese, pepper, salt and sour cream.
While crying, act out a dramatic scene from a cheesy movie.
Sauté the onions and butter.
Cube the bread.
Combine the bread cubes, poultry seasoning and rubbed sage in a bowl.
Stir in the broth and onion mixture.
Have someone read your steps, then gradually have them take over your duties.
Chop the chives.
Grease the baking dish.
Cube the turkey.
Sharpen your knife while gazing intensely at somebody.
Spoon the cans of cream of chicken soup into separate bowls.
Combine the turkey, soup, garlic powder and 1/4 cup sour cream.
Toast to the most mundane thing you can think of (e.g. “topsoil”)
Using letters from your names, create a Prep Squad rally cry.
Pour the stuffing layer into baking dish.
Spoon the turkey mixture over the stuffing mixture.
Spread the potato mixture over the turkey mixture.
Bake at 350° for 30,35 minutes.
Sprinkle the cheese and chives over the entire baking dish and place it in the oven.
After kicking some serious cass,celebrate with an old-timey, “Huzzah!”
1950’s Rock 'n' Roll